The Problem with Liberals

If I were to name the largest problem with liberals is that they can not see their own flaws. If they can not see their flaws, then they have zero chance of fixing them. This, my friends, is the problem with America. Liberals have no ability to improve and help our country.

So it is my sincere hope that every liberal in the country will read this blog so that they can improve and finally liberals and conservatives can work hand in hand to make the great country our Founding Fathers had intended.

Liberals are gullible. Liberals are being led around by the nose by the liberal media. Take global warming as an example. Liberals want to believe all of these liberal chicken-little scientists that the earth is warming. The reality is that we are just going through a little hot spell, and they are using that as a trick to have the government control our lives.

Liberals are naive. Remember when Saddam Hussein told the UN that he had no weapons of mass destruction? The liberals and the idiot United Nations wanted to do give Hussein the benefit of the doubt and do an inspection. Saddam Hussein was a liar and an evil man and we needed to take him out whether he had WMD or not. Believing anything other than that is naive.

Liberals are weak. One of the first things our idiot Communist president, Barry Obama, did was close down Guantanomo where we were torturing some of the most evil enemies of our great nation. Liberals are against torture because they are weak. For America to succeed in the war against terror, we must torture MORE not less. We should be opening up a chain of Guantanomo prisons throughout the world. Only then will the world realize how strong we are as a nation.

Liberals are no fun. Liberals like to point at Abu Ghraib as American foreign policy gone bad. In fact, it is the opposite. During George W Bush’s term, America had the best foreign policy in the history of time. Abu Ghraib was just a few of the youngsters having a little fun at the expense of the evil Muslims. Liberals definitely need to lighten up a bit.

Liberals are going to hell. This is a key and critical point. Not all liberals are going to hell, but a lot of them are. The reason is that God is a Republican. God wants liberals to fail but he also gave humans free will because he wants all humanity to choose Republican. The ramifications are dire because heaven is full of Republicans and HELL has a lot of Democrats. Liberals need to get their heart right with God.

Liberals are bad with money. The reason that we are in the current economic crisis is 100% because of liberals. Of course, liberals are doing everything in their power to escape blame by blaming tons of innocent people. They want to blame the Fed for printing too much money. Then on top of that, they blame Bush for entering a costly war with no exit. Can you believe it? They think that Bush was not frugal. The reality is that liberals need to own up for creating this crisis so we can move on.

Liberals hate our military. This one makes me a little perturbed. We owe our freedom and the best quality of life on the planet to our military. It is the ultimate in disrespect. This is also related to why liberals are so weak.

Liberals hate freedom. Liberals want all of us to be slaves to a Orwellian Big Brother government. The government tells us what to do, and we just nod our head like puppy dogs. Liberals are submissive, and conservatives love freedom.

Conclusion. There is more, but liberals should start working on improving themselves as people. It is not only important for themselves but for the nation as a whole. Rush Limbaugh (another one of the great ones) has it right. We are in a battle between good and evil. Right now, Satan is winning and the hateful racist non America Barry Obama is president. For America to succeed Obama must fail. We must unite as a nation again the evil that Obama represents. Liberals repent.

Obama Hates America

I admire Glen Beck with every fiber of my being for going on national television and calling the president a racist with a deep seated hatred toward white people. Beck is so right, but the only problem is that he doesn’t go far enough. Obama hates Americans, and the country we live in. Hate is too soft a word. Obama loathes each and every citizen with a hate that few people can comprehend. The man is full of hate.

There have been blogs that compare Obama to Hitler, but that is going easy on Hitler. Hitler at least was doing what he felt, however misguided, was in the best interest of the German people. Obama is doing the opposite. He wishes only harm and misery on the American people. That is his goal, and we are seeing his hateful scheme unfold before our very eyes.

Obama’s plan is to create a humongous socialist government. Each and every American will become wholly independent on Obama’s Big Brother, Orwellian government. Only Obama will decide who will be happy and sad. Only Obama will determine who will be successful and who will fail. All the power will go into his hands. Of course, one element of this evil plan is universal health care. Like Sarah Palin said, there will be death panels that determine who will live and who will die. And die we will. Mainly white people. Same as the Jews during Hitler’s regime, but instead of gas chambers, Obama will use universal health care.

When one thinks of the most evil people in the history of the world, Obama tops them all. On 9/11/2001, Osama Bin Laden killed brazenly 3000 innocent Americans. Obama wants to kill a lot more than 3000. I am thinking that he wants to wantonly kill 30 million Americans during his 4 years in office. If you are white, intelligent and watch Fox News, you are clearly in his target. Why? Because Obama realizes that a small but growing portion of Americans are discovering the reality of his hate filled agenda. I realize that coming public with this exposee that I am personally putting my life at risk.

I am making all of this public to stop this monster before it is too late. This is not partisan politics. This is not Republican or Democrat. This is a fight for our very lives. Obama wants to murder you and me! In cold blood. I am sure that the Founding Fathers never anticipated that the American people would democratically elect someone so inherently evil. Someone that only wants tyranny and suffering for the American people. Obama is clearly outside the scope of the Constitution, and therefore, so should we. We need to stop this evil dictator before he kills us all. Please join me in unshackling the chains of tyranny, and liberate our great country once again.

End Socialism Now

Now that the Savior, Barack Hussein Obama, has been exposed as a fraud, that is a non American Communist, the time is ripe to get the country back on track. Here is my humble plan to end socialism in America once and for all. No longer will a disgusting Communist like Obama be able to grace the most important job in the land.

Here’s the plan to get the country back on track.

End Medicaid, Medicare and the VA. This was a liberal plan to simply redistribute wealth from the rich to the needy. These plans are both expensive and unsustainable and the time is now to cut the plug. If you are elderly or a veteran, then you are on your own. If you have enough wealth, then go get your own health plan. However if you cannot afford a health plan, then consider yourself a leach on society. You are dragging down this great country.

End Public Schools. Obama just got on television and delivered a message to all the children in public schools in the nation. How wrong is that? The president has no business talking to our children. All he wants to do is spread his liberal agenda to their innocent minds. There is only one solution to all of this. All children should be home schooled. Also the wealthy can send their children to expensive private schools, but the inexpensive public schools are just a burden on society.

End Unemployment Insurance. Unemployment insurance is just wrong. It is redistribution of wealth in its purest form. I am supposed to give my hard earned tax money to some retard that can’t even hold a job? Give me a break. They can always get a job at McDonald’s or picking up the trash. This is just a way of rewarding laziness, and it needs to come to a full stop, now!

Private Roads. Where in the constitution does it say that our government is responsible for creating roads? No where. All roads should be private, and the better road the more it should cost. There are plenty of poor people that may not be able to afford to travel on the better roads, and I have one response. Tough crap! Now that you don’t have unemployment insurance, maybe you will have more motivation to finally get a job.

End Air Traffic Control. Do we really need our government controlling our air ways? The entire system is probably corrupt, and should be eliminated. Liberals will argue that air traffic control makes air travel safer. How stupid! All it does it drives up the cost. We need to make air travel more affordable and the first step is eliminating air traffic control.

Burn Down All The Libraries. I know one thing for sure. Libraries would not exist if not for liberals. Now that Obama’s approval ratings are falling off a cliff, let’s get rid of one of the bastions of liberalism, libraries. That will show them. If people want to read, then they can buy their own books. Why can’t liberals understand that simple fact?

No More Taxes. The beautiful part of my plan is that we no longer need to pay taxes. Even some good conservative people like to read a good book once in a while, but is it really worth our freedom? I for one am going to stop paying taxes immediately and then hopefully the Chosen One, Barack Hussein Obama, will follow my simple plan to eliminate socialism in our lifetime. I encourage all my readers to stop paying taxes as a protest to socialism.

Thanks for listening.

Obama Is Not An American

Despite the demands of America, the best Obama can produce is a fake birth certificate from Hawaii. Obama has duped America into believing his unAmerican gibberish and now we are paying the consequences. Liberals say that Obama’s birth certificate is legitimate and the state of Hawaii eliminated the storage of physical birth certficates to enter the electronic age. Next, they point to old copies of the newspapers with Obama’s birth announcement. HAHAHA!

I don’t know what color the sky is in the liberal’s world, but here in the United States, we need the original birth certificate, NOT an electronic copy. Furthermore, some easily doctored newspaper copies is not going to do the trick. We are being reasonable here, and it just proves that Obama has something to hide. Just like that other liberal, Clinton, Obama has a dark dirty secret.

For this one reason, we should not accept Obama as president. I do not want a Muslim from Kenya representing me! Get real.

But Obama has a lot more explaining to do. Sarah Palin has made it clear that Obama is a terrorist. He is talking to the country’s gravest of enemies every day, helping them plan the America’s demise and downfall. Our enemy is evil and so is Obama.

Obama has already broken the public trust with the birth certificate controversy, and we are not going to give him another chance. Obama needs to turn over all of his phone records and email records for the last 30 years. If there is any whiff or trace of anything related to terrorism, then he is gone baby. Every detail of Obama’s life must be made painfully public until we can find the link between Obama and the terrorist network. Now that the birth certificate charade has been uncovered, the burden of proof is on Obama to prove to the nation that he is not a terrorist.

Obama is a charlatan that has perpetrated one of the greatest frauds ever committed on the American people. He has robbed the country of its vision but also the hope that we have for the future and that of our children. Worse yet, Obama is the sworn enemy of American values. Obama is a foreigner liar and as defined in the Constitution unsuitable for the President of the United States.

Global Warming is a Sham

Now that the “Chosen One” is President of our great land, there is a lot of liberal babble about global warming. It is unbelievable how a progressive country such as the United States can go backwards so quickly. Here at Redneck Republican, it is time to debunk the liberals about global warming.

There is no such thing as global warming. Sometimes the earth gets warmer and sometimes the earth gets colder. That’s all that is going on here. We are just going through a little warm patch now, but very quickly, the earth will turn cold again. I am no scientist but it will happen in the next 10-20 years. When the earth begins to turn cold again, that will shut up all this retarded talk about global warming.

Unfortunately, until then and now, we have to listen to their liberal, the-sky-is-falling ramblings. It makes my head hurt to hear them talk. Here are some of their incredibly weak arguments.

Scientists. All of scientists agree that the earth is warming and it is caused by the increased carbons released by industrial nations. That’s the problem to start with. These opinions are coming from scientists. Why should we believe scientists on anything? After all, they are the ones that came up with the theory of evolution for God sake. If anyone had any brain, they would simply ignore everything that a scientist has to say. Would you talk to a lawyer about a medical problem? Of course not. Then why would one talk to a scientist about global warming?

Kyoto Treaty. Liberals next trot out the Kyoto Treaty. 185 countries have signed a worldwide accord to limit greenhouse gas emissions. The United States is one of only 2 countries that have not signed the treaty. Liberals feel that as citizens of the world, we should join hands with the other residents of the world in which we live. This is all wrong. All this proves is that the world is full of liberals that do not accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior. The rest of the world should be worried about eternity in hell, and not about a little heat here on earth.

Yes, the liberals are all wrong about the facts on global warming, but there is one over powering reason why we should reject global warming. It’s a sham. They made it all of it up. They are trying to work the world into a frenzy about something that doesn’t exist. Why? The answer is simple – control. This is the first step to big government that controls every aspect of our lives. Soon we will all be slaves to the master government, all in the name of global warming. We at Redneck Republican do not want to be a slave to anyone. We want to be free, and therefore, the only intelligent and enlightened choice is to fight global warming with every fiber in our beings.

Torture is Good and American

Obama is slowing undoing all the incredible good and religious work of the greatest president of all time, George W Bush. Unbelievable as it sounds, he is undoing Guantanomo Bay, probably one of the greatest landmarks outside of the statue of liberty. When I hear the words Guantanomo Bay, it gets me all bubbly inside. It makes me feel so patriotic to think of all the Muslims we got locked up in our secret hide away. Now, Obama, a closet Muslim himself, is undoing it.

This is so wrong and unAmerican, that it’s almost grounds for impeachment. Guantanomo Bay is symbol of all things good and decent about our country. Just as American as hot dogs, baseball and apple pie. Just like all things good and important, it was not easy to setup the Guantanomo shrine of freedom. Bush had vehement opposition from the liberal media and the liberal democrats. Even more cumbersome, were all the liberal lawyers fighting Gitmo with the Constitution. Worse yet, the liberal international community were all up in arms spouting junk about the Geneva Convention, and the suspension of Habeus Corpus. Despite all of that, Bush got it done. Only a true conservative like Bush would persevere to setup the 9th greatest wonder of the world.

The liberal arguments against Gitmo are just stubborn idealism. They say that violating the Geneva Convention puts American soldiers at greater risk. They say that tortured confessions are quite often meaningless. Lastly, the liberal blow holes say that the torture itself disqualifies us from bringing the perpetrators to justice in a court of law. It makes me laugh to hear their weak arguments.

There is one over powering argument that shuts up their liberal pie holes. There has not been another 9/11 since 9/11. The reason is simple – torture. Since we began torturing people, the world is a brighter and safer place. The more we torture, the safer we are. This is the problem with Obama, he cannot understand the basic relationship between our safety and torture. We should not be closing Guantanomo, we should be opening up more. If we ratchet up the torture, not only can we keep Americans safe, but we can keep the whole world safe.

But there’s more. Because of all the liberal crap, we have been restricted on our torture to basic things like waterboarding. We are capable of much more complex methods of torture, and we should do all of them. Let’s open up the flood gates. We should be cutting people’s fingers and genitals. How about some bamboo under your fingernail, Sayid? Remember the stretch machine from medieval times? Let’s bring it back with a modern twist. Everything is fair game, in my view, to keep the world safe.

So we are keeping the world safe, but there is another argument for torture. All of these people are going to hell because they have not accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior. So torture is going to be a picnic for them compared to eternity in hell. Once they get a taste of hell, they are going to be longing for a simple waterboard. Heheh. So if God is going to be torturing these towel heads, why can’t we get in on the fun?

There I said it. Yes, it is fun getting revenge on the camel jockeys, plus we are safer to boot. Americans, the choice is simple. If you love your way of life, then you support torture too. Torture is as American as apple pie.

God is a Republican

Today is probably the most important blog that I have ever written, because I have some huge news. God is a Republican. He loves all Republicans, and he is ashamed of his children that choose to be Democrats. One day, God wants everyone to be Republicans. Not just, Americans, but one day, the entire world will be Republican. That’s God’s plan, and you can read it in the Bible. Liberals will say that is just my interpretation of the Bible, and others can choose to interpret the Bible in other ways.

That is the entire flaw with liberals and the rest of the world, they want to choose. God does not want people to choose, He wants everyone to be Republican. Liberals say that God gives us free will, but that is only true to a point. Free will is only valid in God’s eyes if one chooses to be Republican.

Now here is the big news. There is only one way to get to heaven, and that is to vote Republican. Straight ticket. You don’t need to vote every year. I propose that they create a ballot called Republican for Life. Once the special ballot is signed, your vote will automatically be registered to whoever the candidate is for God’s Republican Party. This is the free will that God wants for us.

Liberals are going to disagree. They will claim that the only way to heaven is to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. That was once true, but not any more. Liberals can be so old fashioned and against progress. The new way to heaven is to vote Republican. Like I said, I read it in the Bible.

We already know that there are not any Buddhists, Taoists, Muslims, and any other non Christian religion in heaven. The residents of heaven are 100% Christian. So is it so far a stretch to believe that Christian Democrats will spend eternity burning in hell with the Buddhists and Muslims? God is rather particular with whom He plans to spend eternity. Look it up in the Bible yourself.

What’s more important, our short time on earth, or eternity? The answer is eternity. So if you don’t want to spend eternity burning with gnashing teeth, people need to wise up and vote Republican. Then and only then, will God let you into his kingdom.

The problem with liberals is that they think too much. They also talk too much but that is another subject. People need to stop thinking and start believing. Faith is the most powerful force in the world, and it is the only hope to combat all the liberal logic. We need to believe in God and his chosen party. I am now one of the Republican faithful that will change the world for eternity. Then and only then, will God allow us to have heaven on earth. Like I said, I read it in the Bible. Redneck Republican is now a Republican for Life. See you in heaven my fellow Republicans.

Unbiased Bush 43 Report Card

Now that President George W Bush’s second term is winding down, it is natural and logical to begin to evaluate how history will evaluate his contributions against all the other president’s of our great nation. Rather than listening to the biased, America-hating, liberal media, Redneck Republican has put together the following spin-free, objective analysis of Bush’s standing in history.

Here we go.

National Security. Perhaps more so than any president in our life times, Bush’s presidency is overshadowed by American’s concern for national security. I am proud to say that Bush NAILED it. After our nation was viciously attacked on 9/11/2001, there has not been another attack on American soil. Bush foiled millions of attacks while president because he is strong on the war on terror.

Bush went into Iraq to keep us safe at home. If we had not attacked Iraq, cities such as Los Angeles, Chicago, and Dallas would be just cinders and rubble. Bush protected our home land against terrorists like no other president before and after.

Redneck Republican gives Bush a perfect 10/10. If there were a higher score then we would give that. I am sure that liberals will want to give Bush a lower score. Their arguments are poor. There were no WMD in Iraq. We would be treated as liberators not invadors. Our intelligence was wrong. Abu Ghraib and Guantanomo Bay. Our world standing has declined. The list goes on. That is the problem with the liberal media. They cannot see the simple truth that this is the greatest war in the history of the world led by the greatest president. Again, 10/10.

FEMA. Another incredible event during Bush’s administration was hurricane Katrina which devastated New Orleans, killing thousands of residents. Since the destruction of Katrina in September 2005, there has not been another Katrina. Yes, there have been other hurricanes, and the federal response has been quick and rapid. Bush nailed it. And just like the war in Iraq, we need to think of all the hurricanes that have been avoided. Since Katrina, there has not been another Katrina.

Liberals are going to say that Bush hired an incompetent croney. Next he gave him a pat on the back, and then fired him. Liberals think that events of Katrina could have been avoided. Pretty funny. For us at Redneck Republican, there is only one fact that matters. After Katrina, there was not another one. For this one simple reason, Bush gets a 10/10.

Budget. Want to hear a funny one? Liberals think that Bush 43 has done a horrible job managing the federal budget. Liberals want to point to the fact that the deficit doubled to close to $11T during Bush’s administration. Bush’s tax cuts to the rich were more favors for his golf buddies than an economic stimulus, and worse yet, that the war in Iraq was costly. Here’s the kicker. Conservatives are saying that Bush has departed from Republican small-government ideals, creating the largest government in the history of the country.

There is one simple fact that dissolves all of these arguments. Bush is the most prudent, money savvy, fiscally conservative president in history of the country. Boom! Game, set and match. People want to ignore this simple fact, but I will not. Bush gets a 10/10.

Gay Rights. Bush has truly nailed this one. The United States is a hetero sexual nation, and thanks to President Bush, we will remain so. Bush understands things that many liberals do not. First, homo sexuality is similar to a disease that can spread from one person to another. If we are not careful, we will become a nation of homos. Study after study has been done that shows that children exposed to gay people are more likely to commit suicide, kill other people, rape, and of course become gay. This is the bible talking here. It was Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.

Bush hates gay people as much as us here at Redneck Republican. In fact, in our view, gay rights is an oxymoron because gay and homosexual people do not deserve any rights at all. There was a time when blacks had separate bathrooms and buses than white people. Maybe that was a little extreme, but I sure don’t want those creepy homos near me and my family. Thank you President Bush. 10/10.

Citizen Rights. The liberal media wants to give Bush a bad mark on citizen rights. They are so quick to point out government wire tapping, water boarding, and throwing out habeus corpus. Redneck Republican partially agrees but we are in a global war against terror. More importantly, the American public’s approval of the war on terror is an abysmal 18%. Less than one out of 5 American citizens are smart enough to see the wisdom behind Bush’s security plan. There are times when democracy doesn’t work, and the opinion of the people must be overridden. We are clearly living in those times. Bush nailed it – 10/10.

But now I must give pause. We are about to inaugurate a liberal democrat black man into the highest office in the land. Yes, water boarding, torture, wire tapping, etc are fine in the hands of a man of principle and honor such as Bush, but we cannot trust these enhanced executive privileges in the hands of a monster like Obama. Now is the time to reach across the aisle to the clueless liberals, and take these extraordinary powers from the hands of Obama.

Abortion. Here’s what everyone doesn’t already know. The United states needs more babies. It has been argued that the econonmic success of the United States was related to the surge in population related to the Baby Boom in the 1950’s. Now that economic times are dire, we need another baby boom. This takes No Child Left Behind to a whole new level. Liberals should not get excited, because this is not a call for rampant sex. Sex is only for the purposes of conception in a committed relationship in the eyes of God.

I am going to have give Bush a mark down on this one because Roe V Wade is still the law of the land. Redneck Republican believes that Roe V Wade must be overturned, and then an aggressive federal program should be created to weed out every baby killer in the country. Then each and every one will be prosecuted and perhaps a few will get the chair or the needle. That’s the right message.

That said, Bush has executed his plan. The only hope to over turn Roe v Wade is to stack the judiciary with single issue judges. Although the Founding Fathers created the judicial branch as a balance of power against the executive and legislative branch, this concept is out dated. Bush understands that the judicial branch has only one function – to overturn Roe V Wade. Bush has appointed 2 supreme court judges and 57 appeal court judges to create an army of judges to over turn Roe V Wade. He just didn’t get it done under his watch. Sorry George. 9/10.

Economy. To wrap this up, let’s talk about the economy. Liberals mouths begin to foam. They want to plant this mess at Bush’s feet. Liberals say that Bush wasted money in a costly war in Iraq. Tax cuts to the wealthy were essentially a boon doggle. And lastly, Bush removed the only intelligent regulatory controls to the housing market. These are all just pathetic lies.

The problem with the economy is the tax-and-spend democrats. It is high taxes and high government expenditures that created this mess. Redneck Republican has done an economic analysis and if there is any blame for the economic downturn, it would be with these presidents – Clinton, Carter, Johnson, and Kennedy. One thing for sure, it sure ain’t Bush 43. So in finale. 10/10.

Conclusion. Isn’t it amazing? Once one takes away the liberal bias, Bush’s presidency becomes a shining light, a model for all future presidents to follow. One can only hope that we have a president of Bush’s intellect, perseverance, and most importantly RESULTS. God bless America.

Impeach Obama

At first, I was shocked at how stupid our nation is to have elected a liberal into the highest office in the land. Then I realized that America is not stupid, just uninformed. I was hoping that my blog and Fox News could get the truth out to the voting public, but our efforts were simply not enough. Barak Obama is president because the liberal media would not tell the truth.

But there is still hope! We should impeach his liberal ass before he even steps foot into the White House. I am sure he is measuring the drapes, but we cannot sit and watch our great country go down the liberal, elitist tubes.

As Fox News and Sarah Palin have already discussed, Obama is a terrorist. He doesn’t just pal around with terrorists, he is part of their plan to destroy America. He talks to Osama Bin Laden every day. This alone is enough to impeach Obama’s ass, but there is much much more.

Obama ran a campaign based on change, and the first thing he does is appoint a bunch of Clinton retreads such as Rahm Emanuel. First off, what kind of name is that? This guy is probably as evil as Saddam Hussein. But more importantly, this guy worked for the Chief Liar, Bill Clinton. This is not change, this is more of the same. Let’s not forget that Clinton had sex in the White House. So here’s the next reason what Obama should be impeached. Clinton is a liar, Emanuel is a liar, and so is Obama. As Clinton has already learned, there is a price for lying – impeachment.

But wait. There is one more key reason why Obama should be impeached. If anyone has not been paying attention, our economy is in freefall since Obama became President Elect. Circuit City the nation’s second largest electronics retailer announced they are in bankruptcy. Now it looks like the three major American car makers (GM, Ford, and Chrysler) all might run out of cash soon. This is just one week of Obama in charge! The nation cannot possibly endure 4 years of this. Unlike Bush and McCain, it is clear that Obama knows nothing about economics.

So Americans, WAKE UP. Obama is a terrorist, a liar, and he is personally killing the economy. Please join me in restoring our great country to its former greatness and impeach Obama.

The Truth About Obama

Go Sarah Go! I am so pumped up about Sarah Palin I can’t see straight. When she talks about Joe Sixpack, I feel like she is touching my soul. She knows who I am. Plus she’s hot. She’s a VPILF. This is what will get America back on track. Yes, I was going to vote for McCain, but now I am excited to vote for the righteous party. Liberals want to focus on her lack of experience, and how she flubbed some easy questions from the liberal media. As usual, the only fair interview was the one with Sean Hannity.

Lately, Sarah has put the attack on Barak Obama. If you haven’t paid attention, she is showing the world that Obama has terrorist friends. Yes, Obama hangs out with terrorists. But let’s take the gloves off, Sarah. It is time to expose this nigDemocrat for what he is. Let me help Sarah, and maybe you can buy me a 12 pack when you win the election. You can talk about Joe Sixpack, but I am Timmy Twelvepack. I also have a buddy you can call Kerry the Keg Guzzler. You sound like so much fun, Sarah. Talk about American Values.

Back on Obama. Let me hit you with some other things that might shock the American public. First off, Obama is gay. That’s right. All of it is a charade. The wife and the kids are all a front to hide his non Christian sex preferences. It is a secret plot by the liberal gay community to extend their gay, homosexual life styles. Yes, we should be scared, because Obama isn’t going to make the white house black, he’ll make it pink. Of course, Obama is going to deny this truth about his pathetic life style, but it is clear that our family values have never been under attack like now.

It gets much better. Before he was gay, he was a child molester. The liberal media doesn’t want to cover this fact, but it is my duty as a proud American to come out and tell the truth. Now that Obama has all this campaign money, they have done a splendid job of hiding all of the facts behind his molestations, but believe me, he is a pervert. I know for a fact. He just didn’t molest one child but literally hundreds and hundreds of innocent children. We do not want nor can we accept a child molester as president of our great land.

Obama is also an alcoholic. He is not like Sarah and me that drinks a 6 pack and calls it an afternoon. He is a hard core alcoholic. The liberal media won’t cover this story, but he gets sauced every evening on the campaign trail shooting back Jaegermaester like it was water. Obama really scares me. Think about the 3 am call to the president. I am betting that Obama will be in a drunken stupor around that hour.

Obama hates white people. There is just so much information that the liberal press is not covering. The reason that Obama seeks office is to get even for slavery. He really should get over it. That war ended 150 year ago. And then the Jim Crow laws were repealed over 40 years ago. The nation needs time to heal, and the last thing we need is a radical black trying to push an anti white agenda. It will divide the country along racial lines. Perhaps it might even create another civil war. I will do everything in my power to stop that. Hey Senator, us Americans like peace. So why don’t you take your white hating attitude and go home to your liberal state of Illinois.

Sarah, you almost hit the target about terrorism. The reason that Obama runs with terrorists is because Obama IS a terrorist. He talks to Bin Laden almost every day, and they are plotting to overthrow the country from the inside out. This man is devious and he is not to be trusted. He is like a con man, trying to gain the nation’s confidence. Then once in office, he will destroy all of us. Fellow Republicans. We need to be afraid for our way of life.