We are not in Recession

1 03 2008

microscopeIf you listen to the liberal media, one would think that the country has serious economic problems. Geez just reading their liberal drivel, makes my blood boil. The fact that we went from a federal surplus to a federal deficit in the space of 5 years. Oil has risen from $20/barrel to over a $100 since war in Iraq began. The dollar is at a record low against all major currencies. And now the housing market shows all the signs of imploding based on rampant real estate speculation. DON’T LISTEN TO THEM.

This is the liberal media, and they only have one agenda. To say as many negative things about the economy to vote the Good Guys out of office. Thank God, Saint Bush recently announced that the economy is not in recession. I knew it! The liberal media is intentionally distorting the reality of our economy. The reasons are simple. They are jealous of Saint Bush and trying to obfuscate the many accomplishments of the greatest president in the history of our country.

Why? It is simple because they want Americans to vote out the greatest Americans from the greatest party in the world. Instead they want their smelly, seamy democrats to take their place. But this is a democracy, and we have a choice, and we will choose good over evil.

First choose. More and more Americans need to vote like I do. Republican straight ticket. It saves a lot of time, because I don’t have to research each and every individual candidate. This is one of the first steps on putting America back on track.

But we need to do a lot more to fight the liberals. Perhaps the second most important thing is to spend money. And I’m not just talking about a little. Boatloads of moola. Liberals want us to be afraid of horrible economy and save money. We need to do the exact opposite. It is so important for the country.

But it’s not just spending your hard earned money. Borrow money and spend all that too. After all, it’s the American way. I am going to borrow a bunch of money and die with the most toys. Now is the time to get that second mortgage on your house. But don’t stop there. Run up your credit cards to the max, and then get more. Man, it is going to be so much fun and you are supporting your country too.

Don’t listen to the liberals. Don’t save your money. Listen to Saint Bush. Be carefree, be happy, and plow through dough. Quick Americans, your country needs you.


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3 responses

4 11 2008
Mike Hunt

Guess you got proven wrong on this one you stupid shit.

6 02 2009
Leon

hahaha man i love this article. at first i totally thought you were serious until i read the line “Don’t listen to the liberals. Don’t save your money. Listen to Saint Bush. Be carefree, be happy, and plow through dough. Quick Americans, your country needs you.”

hahaha that line KILLS me. i seriously hope you didn’t take your own advice

20 04 2009
Jesus Sucks

FUCK GOD

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