Unbiased Bush 43 Report Card

21 12 2008

Now that President George W Bush’s second term is winding down, it is natural and logical to begin to evaluate how history will evaluate his contributions against all the other president’s of our great nation. Rather than listening to the biased, America-hating, liberal media, Redneck Republican has put together the following spin-free, objective analysis of Bush’s standing in history.

Here we go.

National Security. Perhaps more so than any president in our life times, Bush’s presidency is overshadowed by American’s concern for national security. I am proud to say that Bush NAILED it. After our nation was viciously attacked on 9/11/2001, there has not been another attack on American soil. Bush foiled millions of attacks while president because he is strong on the war on terror.

Bush went into Iraq to keep us safe at home. If we had not attacked Iraq, cities such as Los Angeles, Chicago, and Dallas would be just cinders and rubble. Bush protected our home land against terrorists like no other president before and after.

Redneck Republican gives Bush a perfect 10/10. If there were a higher score then we would give that. I am sure that liberals will want to give Bush a lower score. Their arguments are poor. There were no WMD in Iraq. We would be treated as liberators not invadors. Our intelligence was wrong. Abu Ghraib and Guantanomo Bay. Our world standing has declined. The list goes on. That is the problem with the liberal media. They cannot see the simple truth that this is the greatest war in the history of the world led by the greatest president. Again, 10/10.

FEMA. Another incredible event during Bush’s administration was hurricane Katrina which devastated New Orleans, killing thousands of residents. Since the destruction of Katrina in September 2005, there has not been another Katrina. Yes, there have been other hurricanes, and the federal response has been quick and rapid. Bush nailed it. And just like the war in Iraq, we need to think of all the hurricanes that have been avoided. Since Katrina, there has not been another Katrina.

Liberals are going to say that Bush hired an incompetent croney. Next he gave him a pat on the back, and then fired him. Liberals think that events of Katrina could have been avoided. Pretty funny. For us at Redneck Republican, there is only one fact that matters. After Katrina, there was not another one. For this one simple reason, Bush gets a 10/10.

Budget. Want to hear a funny one? Liberals think that Bush 43 has done a horrible job managing the federal budget. Liberals want to point to the fact that the deficit doubled to close to $11T during Bush’s administration. Bush’s tax cuts to the rich were more favors for his golf buddies than an economic stimulus, and worse yet, that the war in Iraq was costly. Here’s the kicker. Conservatives are saying that Bush has departed from Republican small-government ideals, creating the largest government in the history of the country.

There is one simple fact that dissolves all of these arguments. Bush is the most prudent, money savvy, fiscally conservative president in history of the country. Boom! Game, set and match. People want to ignore this simple fact, but I will not. Bush gets a 10/10.

Gay Rights. Bush has truly nailed this one. The United States is a hetero sexual nation, and thanks to President Bush, we will remain so. Bush understands things that many liberals do not. First, homo sexuality is similar to a disease that can spread from one person to another. If we are not careful, we will become a nation of homos. Study after study has been done that shows that children exposed to gay people are more likely to commit suicide, kill other people, rape, and of course become gay. This is the bible talking here. It was Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.

Bush hates gay people as much as us here at Redneck Republican. In fact, in our view, gay rights is an oxymoron because gay and homosexual people do not deserve any rights at all. There was a time when blacks had separate bathrooms and buses than white people. Maybe that was a little extreme, but I sure don’t want those creepy homos near me and my family. Thank you President Bush. 10/10.

Citizen Rights. The liberal media wants to give Bush a bad mark on citizen rights. They are so quick to point out government wire tapping, water boarding, and throwing out habeus corpus. Redneck Republican partially agrees but we are in a global war against terror. More importantly, the American public’s approval of the war on terror is an abysmal 18%. Less than one out of 5 American citizens are smart enough to see the wisdom behind Bush’s security plan. There are times when democracy doesn’t work, and the opinion of the people must be overridden. We are clearly living in those times. Bush nailed it – 10/10.

But now I must give pause. We are about to inaugurate a liberal democrat black man into the highest office in the land. Yes, water boarding, torture, wire tapping, etc are fine in the hands of a man of principle and honor such as Bush, but we cannot trust these enhanced executive privileges in the hands of a monster like Obama. Now is the time to reach across the aisle to the clueless liberals, and take these extraordinary powers from the hands of Obama.

Abortion. Here’s what everyone doesn’t already know. The United states needs more babies. It has been argued that the econonmic success of the United States was related to the surge in population related to the Baby Boom in the 1950’s. Now that economic times are dire, we need another baby boom. This takes No Child Left Behind to a whole new level. Liberals should not get excited, because this is not a call for rampant sex. Sex is only for the purposes of conception in a committed relationship in the eyes of God.

I am going to have give Bush a mark down on this one because Roe V Wade is still the law of the land. Redneck Republican believes that Roe V Wade must be overturned, and then an aggressive federal program should be created to weed out every baby killer in the country. Then each and every one will be prosecuted and perhaps a few will get the chair or the needle. That’s the right message.

That said, Bush has executed his plan. The only hope to over turn Roe v Wade is to stack the judiciary with single issue judges. Although the Founding Fathers created the judicial branch as a balance of power against the executive and legislative branch, this concept is out dated. Bush understands that the judicial branch has only one function – to overturn Roe V Wade. Bush has appointed 2 supreme court judges and 57 appeal court judges to create an army of judges to over turn Roe V Wade. He just didn’t get it done under his watch. Sorry George. 9/10.

Economy. To wrap this up, let’s talk about the economy. Liberals mouths begin to foam. They want to plant this mess at Bush’s feet. Liberals say that Bush wasted money in a costly war in Iraq. Tax cuts to the wealthy were essentially a boon doggle. And lastly, Bush removed the only intelligent regulatory controls to the housing market. These are all just pathetic lies.

The problem with the economy is the tax-and-spend democrats. It is high taxes and high government expenditures that created this mess. Redneck Republican has done an economic analysis and if there is any blame for the economic downturn, it would be with these presidents – Clinton, Carter, Johnson, and Kennedy. One thing for sure, it sure ain’t Bush 43. So in finale. 10/10.

Conclusion. Isn’t it amazing? Once one takes away the liberal bias, Bush’s presidency becomes a shining light, a model for all future presidents to follow. One can only hope that we have a president of Bush’s intellect, perseverance, and most importantly RESULTS. God bless America.


Impeach Obama

15 11 2008

At first, I was shocked at how stupid our nation is to have elected a liberal into the highest office in the land. Then I realized that America is not stupid, just uninformed. I was hoping that my blog and Fox News could get the truth out to the voting public, but our efforts were simply not enough. Barak Obama is president because the liberal media would not tell the truth.

But there is still hope! We should impeach his liberal ass before he even steps foot into the White House. I am sure he is measuring the drapes, but we cannot sit and watch our great country go down the liberal, elitist tubes.

As Fox News and Sarah Palin have already discussed, Obama is a terrorist. He doesn’t just pal around with terrorists, he is part of their plan to destroy America. He talks to Osama Bin Laden every day. This alone is enough to impeach Obama’s ass, but there is much much more.

Obama ran a campaign based on change, and the first thing he does is appoint a bunch of Clinton retreads such as Rahm Emanuel. First off, what kind of name is that? This guy is probably as evil as Saddam Hussein. But more importantly, this guy worked for the Chief Liar, Bill Clinton. This is not change, this is more of the same. Let’s not forget that Clinton had sex in the White House. So here’s the next reason what Obama should be impeached. Clinton is a liar, Emanuel is a liar, and so is Obama. As Clinton has already learned, there is a price for lying – impeachment.

But wait. There is one more key reason why Obama should be impeached. If anyone has not been paying attention, our economy is in freefall since Obama became President Elect. Circuit City the nation’s second largest electronics retailer announced they are in bankruptcy. Now it looks like the three major American car makers (GM, Ford, and Chrysler) all might run out of cash soon. This is just one week of Obama in charge! The nation cannot possibly endure 4 years of this. Unlike Bush and McCain, it is clear that Obama knows nothing about economics.

So Americans, WAKE UP. Obama is a terrorist, a liar, and he is personally killing the economy. Please join me in restoring our great country to its former greatness and impeach Obama.

The Truth About Obama

5 10 2008

Go Sarah Go! I am so pumped up about Sarah Palin I can’t see straight. When she talks about Joe Sixpack, I feel like she is touching my soul. She knows who I am. Plus she’s hot. She’s a VPILF. This is what will get America back on track. Yes, I was going to vote for McCain, but now I am excited to vote for the righteous party. Liberals want to focus on her lack of experience, and how she flubbed some easy questions from the liberal media. As usual, the only fair interview was the one with Sean Hannity.

Lately, Sarah has put the attack on Barak Obama. If you haven’t paid attention, she is showing the world that Obama has terrorist friends. Yes, Obama hangs out with terrorists. But let’s take the gloves off, Sarah. It is time to expose this nigDemocrat for what he is. Let me help Sarah, and maybe you can buy me a 12 pack when you win the election. You can talk about Joe Sixpack, but I am Timmy Twelvepack. I also have a buddy you can call Kerry the Keg Guzzler. You sound like so much fun, Sarah. Talk about American Values.

Back on Obama. Let me hit you with some other things that might shock the American public. First off, Obama is gay. That’s right. All of it is a charade. The wife and the kids are all a front to hide his non Christian sex preferences. It is a secret plot by the liberal gay community to extend their gay, homosexual life styles. Yes, we should be scared, because Obama isn’t going to make the white house black, he’ll make it pink. Of course, Obama is going to deny this truth about his pathetic life style, but it is clear that our family values have never been under attack like now.

It gets much better. Before he was gay, he was a child molester. The liberal media doesn’t want to cover this fact, but it is my duty as a proud American to come out and tell the truth. Now that Obama has all this campaign money, they have done a splendid job of hiding all of the facts behind his molestations, but believe me, he is a pervert. I know for a fact. He just didn’t molest one child but literally hundreds and hundreds of innocent children. We do not want nor can we accept a child molester as president of our great land.

Obama is also an alcoholic. He is not like Sarah and me that drinks a 6 pack and calls it an afternoon. He is a hard core alcoholic. The liberal media won’t cover this story, but he gets sauced every evening on the campaign trail shooting back Jaegermaester like it was water. Obama really scares me. Think about the 3 am call to the president. I am betting that Obama will be in a drunken stupor around that hour.

Obama hates white people. There is just so much information that the liberal press is not covering. The reason that Obama seeks office is to get even for slavery. He really should get over it. That war ended 150 year ago. And then the Jim Crow laws were repealed over 40 years ago. The nation needs time to heal, and the last thing we need is a radical black trying to push an anti white agenda. It will divide the country along racial lines. Perhaps it might even create another civil war. I will do everything in my power to stop that. Hey Senator, us Americans like peace. So why don’t you take your white hating attitude and go home to your liberal state of Illinois.

Sarah, you almost hit the target about terrorism. The reason that Obama runs with terrorists is because Obama IS a terrorist. He talks to Bin Laden almost every day, and they are plotting to overthrow the country from the inside out. This man is devious and he is not to be trusted. He is like a con man, trying to gain the nation’s confidence. Then once in office, he will destroy all of us. Fellow Republicans. We need to be afraid for our way of life.

9 Steps To Identify Liberals

2 09 2008

I have already stated that liberals are killing this country, but it is quite hard to tell a liberal from a normal God Loving American. I have developed this simple system to help us weed out the good guys from the bad guys (liberals). I call it my Liberal Identification System (LIS).

1. Minorities. Don’t ask me why, but the vast majority of niggersblacks and chinksasians vote Democrat, and therefore they are making their liberal bias known to the rest of the world. I have talked to them, but these people are just plain stupid! They cannot understand for example the greatness of the war in Iraq, and are focused on WMD rather than the larger plan. So point one in the Liberal Identification System is to write off minorities as liberals. They are really not worth our time. After all, there is a reason that the founding fathers made the White House white.

2. French. French people are probably some of the most arrogant and ungrateful people in the world. They would speaking German right now it it were not for us. And how do they pay us back? They defied Saint Bush in the run up for the Iraqi War. It is unbelievable to me that after 5 years after the war began, they still cannot see the wisdom of the war. French people must be blind or stupid, but either way, one thing is clear, they are liberals.

3. People with accents. I just got back from Europe, and they all tried to speak to me in English. Despite their efforts, their English was HORRIBLE. They really need to practice more if they ever want to get in good with me and other conservatives. Plus you know that God speaks English perfectly. Heck, I don’t even think that God can understand some of these retard Europeans.

When I was in the airports in Europe, I noticed one thing right away. You don’t have to remove your shoes at airport security. These people are clueless. Removing our shoes is like a ritual to fight away terrorists and evil. It is a communion against terrorism. Since we have started removing our shoes at the airport, has there been another 9/11? Case closed. I felt like teaching them the American way, but I knew they would never understand. Why? Because they are all liberals.

4. College Professors. This is a special and perhaps the most dangerous breed of liberals because they are educating our young people. That’s the scary part. They devise these wicked curriculums, and the underlying goal is to get young people to think and use logic undermining key Republican and conservative ideals.

Think about this. Many of Saint Bush’s economic advisers come from American universities. And these liberals are piping the same old lies. Our economy is in recession, the dollar is weak, the price of oil is rising, and federal spending is out of control. It makes me laugh. We all know the truth. Our economy is strong, the dollar is strong, price of gas is falling, and Saint Bush’s government is the most frugal in the world. There is only one conclusion to make. College professors are liberals.

5. Charities. Is there any doubt that Bill Gates is a liberal? He quits his day job to give away his money to improve world health. This is such a stupid idea I am not sure where to start. If I had that kind of dough, I would stop working so I could have more time to spend it. I really wish that Gates had called me, because I could have found a lot more fun ways to spend his money.

Worse yet. World health? I have already demonstrated that non Americans are liberals. So why in the world would we want to help them? In a subtle way, Gates is aiding the enemy by helping non Americans. Ultimately, Gates will get his punishment, but either way, charities such as these are chock full of bleeding heart liberals. They are probably the worst kind.

6. Non Christians – God doesn’t like non Christians and God does not like liberals either. Don’t you see that the two go together? God sent down his one and only son to save the world, and these non Christians are choosing to ignore God’s generosity. There is only one place for these people in God’s eyes, and in my eyes too.

7. Immigrants. Just another bunch of free loading poor people that don’t speak English. They want us to treat them as equals. HAHAHA. Fat chance, hermano. You guys need to go back to your disgusting little country, enter legally, get a legal American job, learn English, pay taxes, and maybe just maybe, we will treat you with a certain level of respect. Furthermore, any sign that you also might be a liberal, and your butt is out of here. Got that, Pedro?

8. Writers. What does the liberal media consist of? Writers. Lots of them. I know this is a slippery slope, because not all writers are liberals, but almost all of them are. It is a fair bet that if someone is writing a piece and it is not for Fox News, then they are feeding the liberal media machine. If it were not for the liberal media, our soldiers would be home, and the war of terror would be won. The war of terror is a war of emboldenment, and every slimy piece they write further emboldens the enemy. Remember Abu Ghraib? Of course you do, and so do the terrorist. What about Guantanomo Bay? The liberal media keeps on printing this stuff, and we will never win the war on terror, and our children will never be safe.

9. Hollywood. We have a dilemma as conservatives. I like my action movies as much as the next guy, but the people behind these films are liberals with a capital L. I have actually considered boycotting movies but it just isn’t any fun, even though every time I know that I am putting more money in a liberal’s pocket. Why can’t someone come out with some great movies by conservatives? Enough is enough already.

After having traveled Europe, there is one thing that is clear. The world is full of liberals. So this is just a humble beginning at weeding out the good people from the bad. God’s job is much easier figuring out who does to heaven or hell.

Traitorous Authors Should Go To Jail

28 06 2008

There are two new books out from insiders in Saint Bush’s administration. The first is called What Happened by Scott McClelland, one of Saint Bush’s press secretaries. Saint Bush gives McClelland a great job, and how does he repay the greatest president in the history of time? By stabbing him in the back. I am not going to read this book and I recommend that no one buy this piece of sh*t. McClelland wants us to believe that Saint Bush oversold the American public on the war in Iraq and there was no hard evidence of WMD nor nuclear weapons in Iraq. Then he goes on to say that exposing Valerie Plume was a plot to silence her husband, who was another traitor.

There I said it. Scott McClelland is a TRAITOR. Not only is his book full of lies, but his heart has turned to stone. Doesn’t he realize that books of this sort add fuel to the liberal agenda which is killing this great country of ours? Saint Bush trusted this guy, and now he is helping the true enemy of the country, liberals.

But this is a rather bad month, because Alan Greenspan also came out with a book called The Age of Turbulence. Can you believe it? Alan Greenspan? He started as the Fed chairman under Ronald Reagan and oversaw the greatest economic expansion in the history of the country. Pretty good resume, right? WRONG. As it ends up, Greenspan is a liberal as well. Who would have thunk it? I really thought he was one of the good guys. In his book, he still tries to call himself a Republican. No way, buddy.

Greenspan’s book goes on to criticize Saint Bush’s handling of the economy. He even goes on to state that interest rates will go over 10% for the first time close to 40 years due to Saint Bush’s mishandling of the economy. He blames runaway government spending, a weak dollar, and a dead end energy policy. This is blasphemy. This guy should be in jail. Let’s be clear here people. Do not listen to this liberal stuff. The government is spending frugally, the dollar is strong, and the American energy policy is the best on the planet. We conservatives need to band together to protect ourselves from these lies.

Here’s the problem. Saint Bush trusted these men, and now they have betrayed much more than Saint Bush. They are betraying the country, and this only emboldens the terrorists. They must be stopped, and fortunately there is a law against this crap. It is called TREASON. We can now safely put these people in the same category as Benedict Arnold, Alger Hiss, and Judas. Despite the fact that these men have done the most heinous acts one can do to their country, I do not believe that they should be killed. An old southern style lynching might be in order though. Just kidding. We’re not allowed to do that anymore. Plus they are both white.

Seriously, both men should be incarcerated and not just a slap on the wrist. They need to understand that there are consequences for their actions. Furthermore, if we can handle this quickly it might stop or at least deter others from writing liberal propaganda against Saint Bush.

Bomb Iran

9 06 2008

Am I the only following this stuff? As it is ending up, Iran is a much bigger threat to the American way of life than Saddam and Iraq ever was. The President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, keeps on developing enriched nuclear capabilities. Worse yet, they are creating their nuclear arsenal as the United Nations sits around doing nothing. NOTHING. Let’s not forget that the goal of every Muslim is to slaughter every American and abolish the American way of life. Iran says they are using their nuclear capabilities for energy. BALONEY. They are trying to destroy America.

So here’s my plan. First off, ignore the United Nations. How much help were they in Iraq? None. They have proven their worth as a law enforcement body. They have no spine, and they stand for nothing. The United Nations is just a bunch of liberals. There, I said it. Liberals. Yuch. People, think! Where would we be in Iraq if we had listened to the liberals and the United Nations? Saddam would still be alive for one thing. Geez.

We don’t need to drop the Big One on Iran….yet. Just start dropping conventional war fare on their towel head, Camel jockey, Allah-loving homes and work places. Just to let them know that we are on to them. Send a little message to their feeble destined-to-hell lives. Now if they are smart, they will give up their nuclear program when we start. But I am not counting on them doing the smart, justly and godly thing. They will probably retaliate.

But that’s good news too! Let me backup a second. Let’s face the fact that this election is not turning out well for the good guys. John McCain is old and not very smart, and he is supposed to follow the greatest president in the history of the galaxy? Right now, we have Saint Bush, but it is hard to think of John McCain as a Saint. I am really worried that there is small chance that America is stupid enough to vote a Democrat into the White House. Worse yet, he’s a nigblack.

So when we attack Iran, I bet they are dumb enough to retaliate. That will open America’s eyes of the type of enemy with which we are dealing. And who do want to deal with this enemy? A nigliberal? An old guy? No. We need four more years of Saint Bush. Because we are at war, the legislative branch and the executive branch have extraordinary power. And we should put that power to good use, to put Saint Bush in charge to deal with this vile and disgusting enemy.

Saint Bush understands one key principle that needs to be the foundation of our foreign policy. Muslims are not people. This is the flaw with United Nations and the liberals like that nigblack, Obama. They want to treat Muslims with respect and decency. No no no. They are flies that annoy us. But in this analogy, they are worse than flies because flies are harmless. They are dangerous flies that should be swatted and killed. I don’t feel guilty when I kill a fly and nor do I feel guilty when we kill a Muslim. That’s what Saint Bush gets, that liberals and the rest of the world do not. Repeat after me, killing a Muslim is like killing a fly.

So let’s bomb Iran. From America’s standpoint, there is no downside. Once we get rid of the Muslims out of the Middle East, all of their precious oil will be ours, and the Middle East will be a beacon of democracy for the rest of the world to admire. All Hail, Saint Bush.

Raising a Child during the Global War on Terror

5 04 2008

microscopeI am happy to announce that I have a brand new baby boy. As a new parent, I am excited that all of the things that my baby boy can become. But then I must give a major pause, because my child will grow up in the age of terror. Saint Bush has sent one consistent message. The terrorists are out to get us, and they are a strong enemy.

Muslims are taught from a very young age to hate and loathe all Americans. In their schools, they are not teaching reading, writing and arithmetic. They only teach one thing, hate. Once their children learn to hate, then they teach them to kill Americans. By the time Muslim children reach adolescence, they are programmed to do one and only one thing in life – kill and hate Americans.

The war in Iraq is just one touch point in the war in terror. There are billions of Muslims in this world. In fact, there are more Muslims than there are Americans. And they all hate us and want us to die.

We got to wake up and fight this war, or the Muslims will kill all of us. So I have made an important decision. I am going to raise my child to become a Muslim hating and killing machine. Yahoo! Woo Hah! But I cannot do this alone, we need to change around our entire education system. Liberals want us to focus on science and mathematics, but there is a far more important thing to teach our children – Hate. We need to hate the Muslims as much as they hate us. This is the ONLY way we can break their cycle of hate. We didn’t start this, but we sure as hell are going to finish it.

Lately, my kid has been crying when he wakes up. My natural reaction is to pick him up and soothe him, but I have learned to fight this instinct. Instead I hit him a few times with a baseball bat, and eventually he stops crying. If we are going to fight a global war on terror, we don’t need a bunch of crying sissy babies. We need to be strong and hateful.

Of course, this is just phase one. After I teach my kid to hate, then I have to teach him to kill. I have not decided at what age, but I figure that Muslims are teaching their children to kill at 6-7 years old. At that time, I will buy my kid his first rifle. After a few years, I will have a fighting hating machine that can kill a towel head dead before he can spit. Those sand monkeys better beware because my kid will get them.

We are not in Recession

1 03 2008

microscopeIf you listen to the liberal media, one would think that the country has serious economic problems. Geez just reading their liberal drivel, makes my blood boil. The fact that we went from a federal surplus to a federal deficit in the space of 5 years. Oil has risen from $20/barrel to over a $100 since war in Iraq began. The dollar is at a record low against all major currencies. And now the housing market shows all the signs of imploding based on rampant real estate speculation. DON’T LISTEN TO THEM.

This is the liberal media, and they only have one agenda. To say as many negative things about the economy to vote the Good Guys out of office. Thank God, Saint Bush recently announced that the economy is not in recession. I knew it! The liberal media is intentionally distorting the reality of our economy. The reasons are simple. They are jealous of Saint Bush and trying to obfuscate the many accomplishments of the greatest president in the history of our country.

Why? It is simple because they want Americans to vote out the greatest Americans from the greatest party in the world. Instead they want their smelly, seamy democrats to take their place. But this is a democracy, and we have a choice, and we will choose good over evil.

First choose. More and more Americans need to vote like I do. Republican straight ticket. It saves a lot of time, because I don’t have to research each and every individual candidate. This is one of the first steps on putting America back on track.

But we need to do a lot more to fight the liberals. Perhaps the second most important thing is to spend money. And I’m not just talking about a little. Boatloads of moola. Liberals want us to be afraid of horrible economy and save money. We need to do the exact opposite. It is so important for the country.

But it’s not just spending your hard earned money. Borrow money and spend all that too. After all, it’s the American way. I am going to borrow a bunch of money and die with the most toys. Now is the time to get that second mortgage on your house. But don’t stop there. Run up your credit cards to the max, and then get more. Man, it is going to be so much fun and you are supporting your country too.

Don’t listen to the liberals. Don’t save your money. Listen to Saint Bush. Be carefree, be happy, and plow through dough. Quick Americans, your country needs you.

Obeying the Law is American

6 02 2008

gavelNormally Mississippi is a good place in my book, with good people, good hunting, and good values. Imagine my shock when I heard about what some investigative reporters discovered going on in the city of Jackson: open law breaking, and the police — the police! — failing to make cracking down on the criminals a priority.

Is this Mississippi? Is this even America?

Our country is built on laws, and in order to maintain a civilized world we have no choice but to obey the laws of the land. This land is my land, this land is your land, and so are the laws. This is even more true when our laws align with those of the Lord, which they clearly do in this case. Even if the police are not watching, Jesus is.

A “3 on your side” investigation was watching, too, as they recently reported. Bless them. If a particular item is illegal, it’s illegal, and that’s that. And you must realize how serious this should be, even though only a misdemeanor, since the penalty is a fine up to five thousand dollars and jail time up to six months. That’s not small potatos! That’s a crime! It doesn’t matter what the item is, and I won’t mention it myself because this is the internet and children are still allowed to visit it. If the law was being followed, our children could be protected from even knowing such people and stores and criminal activity existed.

Obey the law. It’s American.

Getting Stem Cell Research Right

3 02 2008

microscopeThis is going to be an easy blog, and even the liberals will find it hard to disagree with the logic. This topic has to do with science, innovation and invention. And who is responsible for this? Scientists. Duh! And where do scientists come from? Universities. No liberal arguments yet. So far we’re all in agreement, right?

But here’s where the bickering will begin. Universities are the hot bed of liberalism, which is emboldening the terrorists in the global war on terror. Whenever you take off your shoes at an airport screening, you should be thinking of a university professor. If it were not for the liberals, the troops would be home already, and airport security would no longer be necessary.

As discussed in an early blog, liberals and scientists will spend eternity in hell. Despite the fact that these scientists are incorrigible liberals, our society still requires their innovations. I for one would like to see a world free of cancer AND liberalism, but that is the idealist in me talking.

A prime example of this conflict is stem cell research. The liberal scientists want to start using human eggs in science experiments. It’s unbelievable, isn’t it? This is what happens when we let liberals do things without oversight. It is the same as murder with a capital M. But of course liberals don’t look at that way.

The problem is oversight. For God to be happy, we need balance in our science. For every liberal scientist, we need a god fearing Republican, such as myself, overseeing their work. Liberals keep on pushing for embryonic stem cells, but I say they should be using other stem cells NOT from the egg. I don’t even have a college degree, and I already know that they can find the cure to AIDS, cancer and Parkins Disease by using non embryonic stem cells. Not only is God happy, but I saved the tax payers a bunch of money because embryonic stem cell research is a dead end.

But there is much more. I think that I can say for all Americans that we are not interested in any drug that is derived from embryonic stem cell research. Think about it. If you were dying of cancer, and they had a new drug based on embryonic stem cell research, would you take it? Of course not. I’m not speaking alone here. We, Americans, would choose death.

The problem is that even though Saint Bush has prohibited stem cell research inside the United States, scientists are still performing stem cell research outside of the United States. In fact, they are not even hiding it. Many of these international companies are recruiting American scientists to destroy female eggs. All in the name of science. Hmmmph.

We need guarantees from all countries in the world that none of their drugs are derived from embryonic stem cell research. Let’s not forget that we are dealing with liberals, so this assumption should be that they are lying. Yes, we are on to them. Liberals lie as easy as breathing. Therefore, before any drugs (particularly new drugs that fight large diseases) will require a full investigation into the scientific research behind these drugs. If we find that the root is embryonic stem cell research, then the drugs will be banned from our great country.

It gets better. Of course, some liberals dying from cancer might try to leave the country for treatment. We cannot let that happen. If there is a cure in a foreign country based on embryonic stem cell research, Americans are better off dying from the disease than taking the cure. Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease, and this is clearly the case.